Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake? A: Someone else's! Q: What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet? A: Wait till he's finished! Q: Why can't you trust snakes? A: They speak with forked tongues! Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set? A: A boa constructor ! Q: What do snakes write at the bottom of their letters? A: With Love and Hisses! Q: What do you give a sick snake? A: Asp-rin ! Q: What did the python say to the viper? A: I've got a crush on you! Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes? A: The Hiss-issippi River! Q: What did the snake give to his wife? A: A goodnight hiss! Q: What do snakes do after they fight? A: Hiss and make up! Q: What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie? A: A pie-thon! Q: What is a snake's favorite subject? A: Hiss-tory! Q: What type of snake does a baby play with? A: A rattlesnake! Q: What's a snake's favorite school subject? A: Math, because it's an adder Q: Why are snakes hard to fool? A: They have no legs to pull!